Was at church while 8 months pregnant with my first. Came out of the I’m a simple woman I like nurse coffee and Game of Thrones shirtand heres this woman smiling at me. Comes up and asks if I was pregnant.Well it was unmistakable at this point. I looked at her totally serious and said. “No, I’m on the Jenny Craig diet and its not working.” And walked away. She was stunned. Didn’t know what to say! Lol
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One year after having my daughter…I was at work and needed to use the I’m a simple woman I like nurse coffee and Game of Thrones shirt. At the moment it was getting cleaned by the janitor and closed up so I begged her to let me use it real quick.She was like, “Of course !! I would never let a pregnant woman hold her bladder guuurl!” I was not pregnant..”How far along are you sweetie?”I had to pee super bad…so I responded, “6 months! Yup. 6 months along, I can’t wait.” As I am imagining stabbing myself in the eyeball. I remained pregnant forever until I left that job a year later. Was pregnant for 1 year and 6 months at that point.
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A random woman approached me in a Walmart when I was pregnant with my daughter, touching my belly (without asking) and I’m a simple woman I like nurse coffee and Game of Thrones shirt. I was irritated, she asked if I had a name picked out, I looked her dead in the eye and said, “Lucifer”. I live in a very religious town, needless to say, she took off.