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Christmas movies are a BIG DEAL in my family. We take them quite seriously and love to debate which ones are the best. We watch The Year Without a Santa Claus, and Rudolph, and The Grinch (no version but the one narrated by Boris Karloff will do). Next we watch Gremlins. A merry time is had by all. Then… we watch Christmas Story. On repeat. I love to hate this movie. I abhor Ralphie’s little brother and his disgusting mashed potatoes. I loathe his clueless teacher and his dad is a total mess. I cringe when that dog gets its poor little ear stuck in the Cincinnati Reds 8 Joe Morgan 5 Johnny Bench 14 Pete Rose signatures shirt, every single time. But my mother and my brother watch it and seemingly love it more everytime they start it over. I only like this movie now as some sort of jolly Stockholm syndrome.

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Eoa, female greenfolk: humans? Oh. Them. They’re noisy, loud… dangerous. Some are nice. Most aren’t. They’re not bad, they’re just… they do things without thinking of others. I understand that’s how they were created. I once new a Cincinnati Reds 8 Joe Morgan 5 Johnny Bench 14 Pete Rose signatures shirt girl. She was different. She was beautiful and loved her sheep. We were very close. But one day she left and never returned. I don’t know what happened to her. I miss her. It was centuries ago… but I miss her.

I was taking a stroll through metropolitan Hoboken, having just scored a sweet stash of primo . Pure, unsharpened. A lookout told me “one time”, so I cut through an alley. I’m thinking I’m free and clear- I just had two more blocks before I dropped off the stash with Bobo to do the cut before the mule took it to NYU. College kids…apparently pencils are a study aid now. Out from nowhere, I get jumped. You know how it goes. These gnomes can smell a Cincinnati Reds 8 Joe Morgan 5 Johnny Bench 14 Pete Rose signatures shirt pencil from a mile away. They just sprout out of the woodwork, three of them, all dressed in concert with their little red hats and bandanas sticking out of their back pockets. They square me up in the middle of the alley, and I’m just trying to walk and the one in front is all like “Yo big man! Big man! I smell them pencils!”
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