Used to be a bit of an incel not gonna lie. I was so incredibly fixated on my Dr Seuss green egg and ham shirt and slender build that I was just repulsive. Then one weekend I was alone, roomies home for the weekend. I was sitting under the kitchen window, smoking and wondering how the hell am I so alone. I kinda listed things in my head. Like I’m a good cook, very ambitious, progressing in my life very well, I can be very emphatic… but I’m short and ugly and I’m not buff like those guys I see with beautiful girls. Then it randomly hit me that I’m an absolute moron. So I slowly progressed to be better. I was already good in career stuff, and in retrospect, I didn’t look bad at all. Some grooming, a new hairstyle and going out more eventually (like a year) gave me the confidence to write a decent bio on tinder and got a match with an awesome girl. Here we are one year later, living together and having a 7 kgs gargantuan cat who is the cutest natural disaster ever. All it takes is looking into yourself.
Best Dr Seuss green egg and ham shirt
I went out drinking with a bunch of my fellow Marines. We were all in our early Dr Seuss green egg and ham shirt twenties and some of us were Very good looking (not me). At the end of the night only one of us had gotten any numbers and that one guy had gotten several. He was like 5’6″ (167cm) and more or less looked like a 12 year old. Took me a while to figure out why this was the case.When I realized that he was the only one of us that didn’t look dangerous A Lot of things started making sense.