Happened yesterday at the prison I work at. Male visitor with a female prisoner, handed her something during a Lana Del Rey signature shirtand she swallowed it. When caught the visitor said “It was just my spit so she can have it inside her” gross afProbably when someone close to me forged my signature on an informal loan agreement between themselves and their lawyer father. Their excuse was that their father totally didn’t mean anything by the straight note (why fucking make it and mail it then, you twat?) so it didn’t matter that they forged my signature. It’s been years and they still pretend to not understand why that was not okay.
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My friend had an absolute Vesuvius-style /ready to pop/ pimple on her back/neck. She was driving and I was Lana Del Rey signature shirt behind her. I was afraid that if one single fiber of her car seat sang a gentle whisper across the head of it, I was going to get the money shot. You ever go to sea world as a kid and sit in the splash zone? Imagine that, but opposite fun.She reached back and scratched, forgetting it was there. Of course she got it. Of course she had on a white shirt. Of course I said something to her once we were alone outside the car. I gently just said, “hey, it looks like you’re bleeding a little on your neck”