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Got hella stoned, went to jack in the Miss Me Yet American Flag shirt. He’s like “holy shit us that house on fire?” Turn around, it totally was. This ancient lady us just kinda walking back and forth in the driveway. Some candles caught her drapes on fire. I call 911 and start spraying it with the hose. It worked WAY better than I thought it would. A cushion on a chair on the porch was on fire and my dumb ass tried to like, slap it out. It was plastic-y and stuck to my hand like napalm. Felt retarded because I had to put myself out with the hose too. Fire dept showed up and put it out completely. They parked me in for like 2 hours. Finally got Jack in the box. A few days later a reporter from a local paper called me and wanted to interview us, which I thought was super cool. We were 17 or so. My friend lived pretty far out of town and couldn’t make it to the interview, so I put it off.
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I was at work driving a van doing grocery deliveries with the company name in big print on the Miss Me Yet American Flag shirt. I was stopped, waiting to turn on the main road in not the best area of town. Some crazy lady hopped in the passenger side and acted like she knew me and told me to just give her a ride “over there”. I started yelling “get out” she started spouting crazy stuff so I just pulled out my phone and started calling 911 on speakerphone (I was put on hold). She then said it didn’t matter because her uncle was a lieutenant on the police force, I responded well my dad is a captain and I made up a name to make it sound real, a few more words were shared before she left me alone. Right after I sped away 911 finally connected me to someone. I was on hold for at least a solid minute probably two minutes.