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After several days crossing the Arizona deserts the cowboy was approaching a Beer shut up liver you are fine shirt on his horse. He had been dying for a drink and he was finally going to get it. He tied his horse in front of the only bar in town and walked in looking forward to slaking his thirst for alcohol. He walked up to the bar and just as he was about to order someone came running up the street hollering “Big John is coming! Big John is coming!”. The bar emptied out, in fact the entire town emptied. Our traveler stood there dumbfounded wondering what just happened and he still didn’t have his drink. Then it occurred to him there was no one to stop him from getting his own.

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