Few family holiday stories begin: “Not all marriages go smoothly all the time.” But this was the case, many years ago, for a certain 40-year-old father in Northern California. He had three children, all younger than 5. The family home was in the middle of a Yes I’m An Ultra MAGA Girl Proud Of It USA Flag Messy Bun Shirt endless remodeling project. (Picture a roofless second floor, patchwork of flapping tarps, constant drumming rain.) It was all too much for his sleep-deprived 37-year-old wife; weeping, in the minivan, in the rain, she called him one morning and said she was filing for divorce.
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